Im, De, so close.

Honest (and probably stupid) question here, not an avid watcher of ye olde b-ball, but would it be illegal to try and punch the ball out of their hand when underneath an oncoming dunk?

#FreeSpeechForTheDumb

*In best hunchback voice*

lol, chillllll bud

Now if only Cena would deliver it this convincingly

Was it Melania’s speech writer?

Scary Terry?

Totally expected this to be a Chan special.

Fire.

Fire.

Guy with stumps walks on stumps. Amazing.

National Bagtag Association

Fuck this guy, fuck his family, fuck the judge and fuck me sideways.

It will cost everybody everything

As a Leafs fan reading the last part of that was kind of cathartic.

“the nausea maggots in the pit of my stomach jumped a rung on the evolutionary ladder to become butterflies”

Nominating this gene pool for relegation, any backers?

Now just give him a gun and let him really take care of business.

Unless I’m missing something (very possible), the color schemes on those info graphics don’t match. Creates a visual bias. Still, poor Joey’s having quite the shitty year.

That’s it! You have ANGERED ME HOOOMAN and I AM all that matters!!!...!