I usually don’t comment, but as an ER doctor seeing the reactions of players here and also yesterday’s story about Kone “saving” an unconscious player’s life, I have to say something. If some one sustains a head/neck injury like this DO NOT start prying his/her mouth open to prevent tongue swallowing. Please DO leave…

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

WAY TO GO, PAUL

You seem fun.

Is joke.

I don’t think you know much about strokes.

Houseplants make oxygen. They don’t use it.

Twitch streaming didn’t almost kill you, being sedentary and not exercising almost did.

 I am ex-military, so I used to be in really great shape until my thyroid was cooked by the nuclear ship I served on via radiation leak.

Sorry I was wrong.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Right you are. I’m usually sharper this time of day. lol

that is the punchline, yes.

If that’s a spear, I’m Miss Elizabeth.

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

My first reaction was, “what an asshole”. Then I remembered he’s just a kid and kids are dumb and probably thought this was funny and that I’m old and what seems funny to me seems strange to the young generation. I am 12 years his senior and the only time I’ve been on TV it was because I caught a foul ball while I…