Unfortunate, but shake the guys damn hand. He dealt with the same damage ratio that you did....

I cracked at the first two female Sith (?) designs, especially at the garters. The one in white actually looks pretty good, though, instead of... awkward.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Bullshit. He bought a war GAME. You know? Digital people exploding into pixels?

That’s a good panda.

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Goals going the other way after a missed empty net have happened before.

Would like to add that Kofi Kingston has done some of the absolute coolest shit ever to avoid getting eliminated at Royal Rumbles:

Wow Billy! How’d you get all those presents this year?

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Surprising that they did not enact the concussion protocol, since it was a head-to-head hit.

Hate to tell you this, Nathan, but the game “oneshot” doesn’t exist. No record anywhere of it or the publisher. We think you might locked in an alternative reality, Nathan. So if you’re reading this, please try to get back to us here. We want to help. You’ve been referencing something called a “Trump” and claiming…

Whatever you need to tell yourself, man.

Unlike you, surveyor of game sites.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.