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I couldn't care less about Dez. I hope he burns down the whole Cowboys organization.

Couldn’t happen to a bigger douche...I mean nicer guy.

Guess it was either the lime shorts combo or a bikini?

As a Phillies fan I’m sorry they missed out on Manny, but glad their farm system is still strong. Also, the possibility of of signing him next year is still there...

I’m am totally not going to google erotic WKRP fan-fiction...or pics of Bailey Quarters...or anything like that.

What would be the repercussion thumb sucking?

Let me tell you something about extreme DUI son!

You sure? cause mine was Zack...such a little douche.

Arghh, shiver me timbers fer yinzers and scalawags alike.

careful, they put you in the grays if you point out their hypocrisy.

that’s some deep shit breh

Maybe not ruined...

Who knows, maybe he’ll dedicate the site to outing gay people and publishing stolen sex tapes?

“Hard to believe Harry”

Enough with the phony Mueller story, so fake, dishonest. WITCH HUNT!

I don’t know, but back in my day, what happened in Alpharetta, Ga. on Hickory Pass near the Cherokee County line stayed in Alpharetta, Ga. on Hickory Pass near the Cherokee County line.

If you’re a youngster in Alabama, start getting the football out and throw it around the backyard with Pop.”

I’d rather walk into a porta-potty barefoot than walk through a baseball dugout barefoot.

Room temperature tap water...now you’re talkin’ my language.

good call...and totally not racist.