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Also unfathomable? The commentating. I’ve heard bad football broadcasts, but by God, I’ve never quite heard anything like last night. It’s as if they were actively trying to talk about anything but the action taking place on the field. I know, it’s a Washington game, but still.

His point is that he’s definitely not gay.

What you’re forgetting is Kaep was benched because he sucked - he’s washed up, was never good.  Stop with this shit.  

Wawa’s named after that Native American lady who lives outside of Conshohocken.

Everyone loves to shit on the Philly fans for being vicious but the patience, support, and love they've given to a just barely 20 year old who is under pressure few of us can comprehend should be commended. Go Sixers. 

Fucking hate these thursday night games. Whoever came up with the idea should die a painful death.

God I wish Obama were still President. Trump has turned Drew into everything he mocked before. Practically every column has to begin with something to the effect of ‘DURRR, TRUMP!”, “DURRR, GOP!” or “DURRR, GLOBAL WARMING!”

My problem with Deadspin/Gizmeodia is the high horse from which they preach.

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If you literally have to turn yourself into a pretzel to justify your crackpot theory

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How do you feel about their actual performance as beat writers? Isn’t that what actually matters? If they do a good job covering their specific team or sport, why do you care what color they are or how old they are? You aren’t looking at pictures of them; you’re just reading the words they write.

Pryor’s flinch is embarrassing on its face, but when you consider 1) Pryor is wearing a helmet and DJ Swearinger isn’t, 2) Pryor is the one advancing, and 3) Pryor stands about half a foot taller than Swearinger, it might be grounds for forced retirement.

“Pryor’s flinch is embarrassing on its face, but when you consider 1) Pryor is wearing a helmet and DJ Swearinger isn’t, 2) Pryor is the one advancing, and 3) Pryor stands about half a foot taller than Swearinger, it might be grounds for forced retirement.”

At least you said sorry before being dumb. 

Disagreed with a writer too huh? 

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I love the article. I think the self deprecation with this current insult that is going around is a bad thing. It’s my opinion that it should immediately fall out of our vernacular.

What about a law for the driver using cruise-control who is overtaking at half a mile an hour faster than the car in the right lane? That's also annoying.