I assumed that was just a weak troll effort from timothy

instead of: “you do good work here, bro. this was a miss”.

If I broke up with Olivia Munn I would be very, very, very depressed for a very, very, very long time.

And it will cost you how much...? EHHVERYTHING!

7 essential qualities? Check, check, check, check, check, check and check.

Jesse Waters is the most punchable man in America.

Wow, this is so outrageous. It’s almost like you never heard “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing (In Perfect Harmony).”

I tell ya, Bill Simmons’ writing has aged about as well as Kathleen Turner. 

I read “big traditional knocks” as big traditional knobs and thought of this...

Supposed to be good for your back too I heard...

I once had a woman ask me if we had sex. I was lying next to her, still trying to catch my breath...I though everything went great.

the fuck did Stephen VII ever do to you? 

Yeah, keep your shit...like my grandfather’s old Zippo. Just filled it with lighter fluid and I don’t even smoke.

Do you think the Skins feel any shame about this smear?

This is purely hypothetical, purely hypothetical...don’t take me literally. Take me seriously, but don’t take me literally. Again, this is purely hypothetical. I’m just sayin’...again, purely hypothetical.

he “rebuilt his butt swing”...now he’s good as hell and just hitting the dang ball.

Nice work...10x the effort of Okafor.

“interrupted briefly by a “because X” grating-Jezebel-commenter turn of phrase”

Read TOM LEY’s story about former player on DEADSPIN!

From the sound of Lebron’s quote he may auditioning for Steve Spicer’s job. All he needs is a mouthful of gum.