Had a kid in my 4th grade class named Richard Swett...of course he was known as Dick Swett.

Chris Berman is 6'5"....pretty tall.

No one loves Anthony Weiner but his mother...and she could be jivin’ too.

I’m picturing the German guy from Breaking Bad eating all those chicken nuggets...

Who the fuck calls an 8am meeting?!? Fuck this guy.

She doesn’t lie with a straight face, she lies with a huge smile on her face. It’s that constant smile that gets me.

Football would be a lot safer if they played it in extreme slow motion.

What’s inside Lane Johnson’s helmet...

Accidental anal?

Was recently in the market for a mid-sized sedan. I drove and liked the Altima, but wound up buying a Fusion, which I love. Preferred the feel and look of the interior and the sound of the engine (which also seemed to have a little more power).

you made me visit!

I’m wringing my hands about the lack of flags as much as the next guy, but you should really write something about how photogenic this guy is.

you curse a lot

Never any question he was helping his team??

That’s pretty much the company line at Deadspin...no one’s coming at you bro.

Popovich went on to say, “OK, don’t write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He’s a little bit long-winded, he doesn’t translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.” 

Calling you a disgrace is definitely wrong...dumbass would be much more appropriate.

“There might be a gas outage in Pittsburgh this week because the stove, my friends, appears to have gone freezing cold for Andrew McCutchen and the Pirates.”

Exactly! Sucking dick and licking balls is a fun, enjoyable thing to do. It’s like yelling at someone, “eat my bowl of ice cream!”

I see Mike McQueary and all I can think about is “rhythmic slapping.”