Bailey Quarters’ ass > Loni Anderson’s boobs

This Deadspin fascination with hot take posts and comments on Bill Simmons reminds me of Jezebel’s Lena Dunham infatuation.

I thought only Donald Trump connected Pittsburgh and JoePa.

...in the baddest part of town?

Wouldn’t a nut shot be required to make it traitorous?

It is very #problematic coming from an entitled cis white male basking in his privilege.

Am I the only one that sees a giant cock hanging between this guy’s legs?

Gawker is posting the names of accused minors now?

Yasiel Puig: Nature’s Way to Make it Seem Like Angry Old Baseball Men Have a Point

guess some peoples just aint into learnin

great...now lets stop boobs from bouncing! is nothing sacred in this world?

I wish they knocked you out for a vasectomy.

Old man yells at cloud.

Mutombo is a known humanitarian, he’s been awarded three honorary doctorate degrees and is a member of the Atlanta Gold Club VIP Hall of Fame.

...and the poor conductor.

Why would anyone want to strangle this guy?

Connor Cook’s dad once got in an elevator, pushed every button, farted and got out on the next floor.

While brandishing both weapons in an aggressive manner, Appling stalked the club screaming, “This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting this is for fun!”

“The word came out of my mouth like a question, even though it wasn’t one”.

I resent that remark.