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I think Denzel Washington was their coach at one point, first team in the south to integrate...? Something like that.

Remember Mrs. Karmedy who had 11 children, she called it the Blessing.

Nick Swisher probably thinks Dwight Howard is hilarious.

If he was a POC this article wouldn’t exist.

#problematic

The very coolest and most chill dude in the world would ideally be...

Could you imagine if you had to actually spank any of these candidates? Wow, that would be unpleasant.

Sure it can be a verb, like when Peter said, “Greg caveated some guys emptor.”

I think it’s P’sOC not POC’s...

Waiting for a dare to be great situation.

Now they need to find the girl from my bachelor party to “pitch” the ping pong ball to this guy...see if she can strike him out.

how is this not your fault? do you accept no responsibility?

“I’ll see if he can send me a pic...”

I would consider that a blessing.

I would consider that a blessing.

true...it was a sad day when steve went to college.

Somebody better call CSC.

“Sports are often likened to war. This is disingenuous bullshit...”

This has nothing everything to do with the latest controversy over Cam Newton’s dancing...

Exactly. I was perfectly content in the backseat completing math problems and updating my journal. If we ran into any particularly bad traffic jams I took that as an opportunity to sketch other drivers and their cars.