#notallturks

What a waste of a beautiful J-200.

Yeah, but he only works out his neck.

I love her more...both of you just step off!

God, it will be super-annoying if uber becomes some sort of prefix people start overusing.

Let me know when they come out with a camo design.

Let me know when they come out with a camo design.

It’s nice to see rich old white women stand up for themselves.

You mean your eyebrow color doesn’t match your eye color? Ha!

THIS is “gas-station” food.

I first read #4 as...“It starts out as a sort of gritty reboot—you see boobs.”

If you were hung like 20th century LBJ you’d be bloodthirsty too.

Watney > Watley

Will he also be writing in his new role? I miss having something entertaining to read during the day.

jesus christ...every fucking day with the outrage over the outage over bat flips.

Did Scott Conant help write this review?

Ha! Brilliant.

The tie gets a bad rep.

Tell me more about these “Spanish neighborhoods” Michael.

i was thinking more like...wow what a fuckin bigoted psycho