yeah, I never knew people watched films, had opinions, and wanted to discuss them with others. next thing you know you’re gonna tell me there are books clubs where people talk about books they’ve read. crazy shit.

One hour of a young woman’s time.

Well, if this isn’t a case of the smug douchebag calling the smug douchebag a smug douchebag, I don’t know what is.

I was thinking more like...

Jeff Francoeur’s walk up music is “Shut Up And Dance” by Walk the Moon.

Why Is It So Hard for Unmarried Women in China to Go See a Gynecologist?

Wow, I was JUST wondering that!!

Lay’s Kettle Cooked > Utz Kettle Cooked

Evidently this hat did not come in beige.

Mrs. Blank is equally fed up.

The Deadspin Editorial Board Must Hire an Editor.

This story seems made up...FOUR people wanted to marry this woman?!? No way.

“Franzen makes it hard sometimes”

Why so pouty...isn’t the benefit of being a fair-weather fan that you don’t get all emotional when your team stops being good?

And the American Dream is dead...

Well, there will be some exposure when the DA joins Vince’s Kiss My Ass club.

Miss Mom:............FREE

DangeRuss...

I.K. Enemkpali: It’s pronounced I.K. Enemkpali.