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This is the correct answer.

yeah, they remind me of the commenters on a certain website that I can’t...quite...recall...

I know, I really need to stop hate reading this guy’s posts.

Any suggestions/recommendations on just a decent 4-6 piece set of steak knives?

Any suggestions/recommendations on just a decent 4-6 piece set of steak knives?

Jorts, black boots, and a hockey jersey...

It makes me want to bang John Schneider?

Puig’ Back...Ley’s Heart (aflutter)

“I don’t like it at all. I don’t know anything about it. I don’t do it, I don’t use it, I really don’t want anybody to know where I’m at all the time or what I’m eating.”

It’s funny when fat people try to do things. Even funnier when old people watch. Fat people and old people are funny.

Starting off with “nope” makes it really special, gives it that 13-year old vibe. Very subtle.

When 2021 roll around just keep this remembrance to yourself.

Ha! was thinking the exact same thing.

She’d probably be more pissed off at being described as elderly.

Nothing wrong with sharing the email once you received it, guess it would be dumb to pass on solid click-bait. But whoever sent you the email is very unprofessional and kind of a scumbag.

“Two hands boy! If God wanted you to catch with one hand he wouldn’t have given you two!”

Huh, I was just gonna say that Gabe Kaplan looks great.

Seems like that last email should have been followed by, “Yup these are my actual readers...seeya in next week’s mailbag!”

If you’re really not good and never played baseball, don’t be afraid to wear a mask. Especially if you’re playing in the infield. I know it’s just softball, just a rec league and all, but the ball can still come at you pretty quick.

We don’t need a new perspective. Dave Poulin will be the new head coach with Tim Kerr and Brian Propp on the bench. Tocchet was busy.

Wait...did you just accuse someone else of being an oversensitive penis?!?