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Fox News enigma Megyn Kelly = Cleanest port-o-potty at the county fair?

"piercing periwinkle eyes and an implausible Adam's apple"

The seasick green color they used for the Phillies seems appropriate.

1. This sounds terrible.

I know it's supposed to be good for me, that it will save energy, and money at some point...but it's tough to get excited about paying $30 for sic light bulbs.

I know it's supposed to be good for me, that it will save energy, and money at some point...but it's tough to get

Lesnar's "manager" advocate, Paul Heyman.

I bought a case of Coors just for the stubby bottles. Reminded me of Schmidts bottles my grandfather used to drink.

I couldn't watch.

Agreed. WG was on fire...this one was good. Balding teenagers are the worst.

#brawllikeagirl

Whiteside blindsides whiteguy.

"Smith then started yelling"

The "truly terrifying" place sounds exactly like the Sansom St Cinema in Philly.

I'm surprised to hear LeSean's not happy...he doesn't seem like the kind of guy that would hold any animosity toward an ex.

I was wondering the same thing...except I thought it was Hero Brian.

But does he still get to say "Aw, hell no" a couple times then knock somebody out? Cause I really can't get enough of that.

Now everybody relax and take a nap while I compose a follow-up to my 2,000 word Sam Hinke rant.

You post a story about Arianny Celeste and you don't post any pictures of Arianny Celeste?

Did he steal Ariana Grande's cat ears in the video?

"Uptalk is fine, though"