so wait, brady's hat is supposed to be the craziest thing about these pictures?

huh, a pork snob. who knew...

This. His blatant lack of respect for her bodily autonomy is both depressing and sadly unsurprising. The creepy behavior as displayed by this privileged-as-fuck white male makes me rage. Not laugh. Rage.

is papa john in the house?

This guy's giving me a bad name.

Q: "What are you outraged against, halosonfire?"

mozzarella sticks? i have a friend that once ordered chicken fingers and fries at a strip club. i've never been able to look at him the same way since.

David Shoemaker and Brandon Stroud...YES! YES! YES!

Burneko's still around?

BREAKING NEWS: some dude took pictures of girls in wet t-shirts TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO.

The Rock and HHH?!?

and the state stores are staffed by a collection of the slowest moving unionized zombies the state can find.

Larry Brown Reminds Us That College Basketball Is So Full Of Itself

"HUGE shoes to fill?!? First she takes my job, then she says I have big feet?"

Sodomizing Minors Don’t Hurt ?

Am I better? Yes.

This is disgraceful.

No green olives? The fuck you makin' here?

Ke$ha, you had quite a meal, I think it's best you blooow, o-o-o-o...I think it's best you blooow, o-o-o-o.

We = the predominantly youngish, male, college educated, middle class, white.