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Why are the men forced to wear pants instead of athletic tights?!?

shit list did not make the shit list...brilliant

Ageism is the best.

Samer, if by "more important" you mean not quite as meaningless, I concur!

How did Ley manage to post this without using his favorite word to insult someone, "old?"

Lets discuss this later at the liberry.

"The tweet has since been deleted, but whoever decided to send it in the first place will be spending the rest of the day in Oof City."

I bet they wrote "your" instead of "you're" a bunch of times too!

...with a very nice guitar.

Hey Drew, you got a problem with rare steak? You meat-headed shit-sack.

“When I was a kid, my father told me, “never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it.”

So you're saying that players and viewers deserved a judgment call that would reward Tom Brady for underthrowing Rob Gronkowski?

Strike out stats like that blow me away.

Like Christmans forTom Ley too.

"How can you do that, knowing the foundations of the institution?"

Joe Walsh gave him that guitar (Pete later had it fixed).

Exactly, there was no money shot. Really left me hanging.

It was Leitch wasn't it? The mayo guy??

she is cute, what beard are you talking about?

So your oats might be a little better than someone who took Quaker instant outs, used a microwave after adding hot water from Keurig machine, added some powdered creamer and a Splenda or two?