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An ouroboros made entirely of garbage.

The J Law one looks more like that other Becky from Roseane, she was on scrubs as well I think....

And women with shorter arms, or longer torsos, end up in shorter ones. It's a pretty inexact standard.

Edited because everyone explained it to you.

It means if you're standing up with your arms hanging down at your sides naturally, the hemline of the skirt must be at or below your fingertips.

Her response to all of this is sheer perfection:

OBVIOUSLY this whole thing is disgusting, but oh do I feel for this girl. It says she's 5'9. I know exactly the feeling of putting on a skirt or a dress or a pair of shorts that seems to be a perfectly normal length on everyone else but looks totally obscene on me because I'm tall.

I hate how he's getting all of this credit for ~starting this conversation~ all of a sudden (the internet is LOOOVING this) but women have been trying to say EXACTLY what this episode is trying to say for. YEARS. No one cares until a straight white dude decides to talk about something.

But fat girls can and do get loved, wooed, chased, flirted with, and can have great relationships, bad relationships, good sex and bad sex. All this sketch does is relate the point of view of the person who wrote this, ie "no one loves fat girls."

I have one of those in my neighborhood. And it alternates between It's a Small World and We Wish You a Merry Christmas. It's bizarre.

Woodrow Wilson. Woodrow was his first name, Wilson was his last name.

I doubt he has any sort of legal residence. I mean, c'mon, dinner at 6 pm? Mon dieu, that's a crime in itself by French standards.

This doesn't say where the wedding is, but in France, a marriage ceremony in a house of worship is only permitted after a civil marriage has already taken place.

I don't care, I'd give up my pinkie toes to go to that party. You know it's going to be fun.

The greatest picture of all time would be Dolly Parton showing Jennifer Saunders and Roseanne her boobs.

That would make her infinitely more awesome, which is pretty hard considering she's already above Santa Claus, Johnnie Walker, and Lil' Debbie.

She's also very private about her marriage. It makes sense, keep something for yourself! She really is the total role model package!

After taking in all the interviews and information this is my official assessment of what happened.