I really miss the time of No Bodysnarking. Those were Good Times.

This isn't some new thing. A lot of celebrities have non disclosure agreements as part of their relationships and some relationships are built on PR moves. This is what I think is happening with Tom Cruise, but the fact that he's also kind of a weirdo escalates this idea into something being creepier than it actually…

CZJ does lie about her age.

Amy Schumer's speech was also extraordinarily powerful.

Yeah, I always thought that the theory was that while all of those were really excellent actresses, the Academy picked the one American actress on the list.

The Tom Cruise thing has actually been confirmed by some of the people who were involved in it, though. But not by the person who allegedly spearheaded the project, because she is unavailable for comment, having disappeared in 2006 after a falling out with her husband (the head of Scientology) and reportedly been…

The Marisa Tomei theory makes me livid because nobody who has seen My Cousin Vinny can possibly dispute Marisa's total ownage of the category.

Tupac and Jim Morrison and Elvis are alive.

You seem to have trouble with sarcasm.

Are you for real?

I would sooo tune in for that.

What kind of assholes need to make waking up so complicated??

Willfully mispronouncing Beyonce's name like that is SUCH a microaggression (well probably not so micro). Basically he's saying that he will identify her as he pleases, in the context of a guy who understand French inflections but will not accept a different interpretation of the sound in reflection of her own…

We're all in agreement that the Beyonce critiques are just a proxy attack on Obama, right?

Did you accidentally get linked here from the PUA subreddit or something?

Gwyneth Paltrow killed Kurt Cobain.

My whole class recited a 'modern' version of the Hippocratic Oath at our graduation. However, we also have this now: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Declarati…

If you think murder isn't cruel and unusual punishment, I don't know what to say to that 15th century attitude.

Exactly! Just because I may want to do something vengeful, even if that desire is understandable, it doesn't make it ethically or morally correct.

This is especially frustrating because these drugs should work just fine if they a). Could place an IV correctly and check it before using it, and b). Get the doses and timing right. I read an article recently about how a huge issue with these botched executions is that they can't get real, licensed anesthesiologists…