Well, I'd be pissed if it was all stealthy and what have you. If John Legend is getting with a supermodel, at least make it the floor show.

But isn't Sarah Palin the Sarah Palin of celebrities already?

i mean... she's not "just as" gross as him. he is a 1,000 and she is a 50 on a gross scale.

GREAT question. Always and forever this one.

LONG LIVE LORD JOHN MARBURY.

Yeah. That tree at the end? Unfair, writers. Unfair.

Yeah, but I'd rather see 8 baby pics a week than buzzfeed quizzes, posts about the gym, or pictures of lattes. And, though it's probably hard to believe for people who think baby pics on fb are a huge annoyance, a lot of people feel that way. Plenty of times I've seen comments begging people for more baby pics! …

The best thing on television ever.

Basic Stitches

My private college attending daughter said her hair looked "ratchet." I asked if she meant wretched, since I am an old. She thought that was quite funny. I wanted to beat her over the head.

Captain Button! Great name, lol

ADOPT a dog, give it a home, and love it forever. This is the proper solution. Also, meet my newest rescue, Captain Button.

Fuck that shit.

They wouldn't want to live in a world without all the contributions of our spectrum heroes.

I cannot star your comment enough.

YOU GUYS: EAT FOOD. THAT IS IT. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST EAT FOOD.

I know there's no proof that my wardrobe is a gateway to Narnia. But I've seen some anecdotal evidence that says otherwise.

Not an interrupted sex story, but: A few years ago my friend picked up a by all accounts amazingly hot guy at the bar. I wasn't there, but a number of our friends were, and they were impressed. This guy was underwear model hot, and seemed really sweet and listened intently to my friend's tales of being in law school,…

No one meets future husbands like Gaston.