What is important is that we make her know that as a woman, she is doing it wrong. She is always doing it wrong, at 260lb or at 105lb. She will never be doing it right, no siree.

You know what other chemical is used food and yoga mats?

Can someone tell me who Jourdan Dunn is & why she's writing a small novel on the Twitters?

I used to live on 58th! It was at the corner of 15th in the gas station parking lot. I think it's gone now.

The thing about bikini barista stands is that they're not in Seattle proper, they're always in shitty little suburbs and commuter communities, the exact kind of places where your grandparents or your sweet old aunt Linda lives. And they're just inconspicuous enough from the street that an innocent mind wouldn't have a…

Exactly. As you said, nobody goes around going "Wow, blue-eyed blonde, how unhealthy! You have to watch for moles!", but suddenly when it is about fat people and the Diabetes/Heart Disease Fatpocalypse, then it is fine to do that.

Nope. You can tell that the 260lb 5'4" person is statistically more likely to be unhealthy. That is not the same as "is unhealthy".

I don't think I'd say anything. I would be too busy undressing.

It is possible to think that a person is nice and good and has made positive contributions to the world AND be critical of the culture that elevates that person's contributions above the contributions of marginalized groups who have been trying to be heard for decades. It is possible to happy on an individual level…

Yeah, she was pretty gracious that night, which didn't altogether surprise me since she'd always seemed quite down-to-earth — and funny as all get-out — as a Canadian T.V. personality. I'm pretty sure she got great mileage out of that anecdote for weeks and months to come but she kept her cool when she needed it most.

Calvin Harris ... is getting his own "electronic music comedy" on HBO, and it's produced by Jay Z and Will Smith.

Justin who?

STARS FOR EVERYONE! ALL THE STARS!

It is so funny that you say that, over the weekend I was shopping for a baby shower for a pregnant friend who doesn't know the gender of her baby. There was seriously nothing that wasn't either girl/boy specific or a million dollars. I kept making the joke that the ultrasound people are in cahoots with the baby…

Jack Russell and Italian Greyhound. Holy god. The jumping! We have an Italian Greyhound and she's a fantastic dog, especially for our allergy-prone family, but the destruction of her first year was something to behold. She could baby gates and furniture at 16 weeks. Nothing was safe.

Awr he's so cute! I fostered a JRT/something mix called Eddie for 2 months and totally fell in love - we couldn't keep him unfortunately :( Your little guy's face reminds me of him!

YES. We have a part Cattle Dog whose temperament is (thank god) somewhat tempered by his pitbull half. He is SMART and holy CRAP the energy! We live on a farm, which is why we felt we could provide a good home to a dog of his breed but even so holy CRAP the energy! Seriously... You can take him for a 5 mile run and…

That's from 'Eagleheart' on Adult Swim.

I am so impressed with Jimmy's arms. Then Bruce came out and I was like Bruuuuuuuuce into eternity and then got mad that I haven't seen him live in forever.

Well, my post was simply an excuse to post a gif of one of the funniest things I've ever seen her do on SNL.