As someone who has become fluent in Murica-Units, I'll translate the title for you.

Can we NOT with "spirit animal"? It's so far from okay. :(

Naughty Dog is strictly Sony so probably will be ps exclusive forever. Honestly try borrowing a ps3 or something, this game is so worth it.

I wish they'd release it for PC, I'd play the shit out of it. I haven't played console games since N64 though :(

Scummy how? Isn't that the whole point of a break, you're not dating the other person during that time period? People should always have safe sex, but I don't see how the "break" is relevant.

"Freaking" athlete is right. :o The only well known NBA player I've heard of being faithful is Kris Humphries... poor, poor Kris Humphries. The marriage only lasted a couple of days, so..

If they were on a mutual break, and he told Gabby about the baby before the engagement I don't see the problem. She seems fine with it. Couples take breaks.

"Phil, why don't you take a seat?"

I know this convo is really old, but a great substitute for the yuba skin is rice paper. I made fried "chicken with it and it was unbelievable. I mean, believable. You know what I mean. It was awesome!!

When I discussed it with Mr. Farce, he actually said, "Well, I mean, okay. I don't even register as a blip on the Kinsey scale, and I'd sleep with David Bowie. You don't turn that down."

I assume the sex would be a little self-righteous but entirely free of objections.

That Bourdain pic is equal parts disturbing and hilarious to me. I do not know how he managed to keep a straight face for that.

He is my actual one pass in my relationship. I would bang that like a screen door in a hurricane.

And David Bowie (66).

Yes. Giles. Good.

Hottest character (imo)... Colonel Brandon:

Jack McCoy: droppin' panties since 1994.

Can you imagine him talking dirty to you? I MEAN CAN YOU ACTUALLY IMAGINE.

I would bang Alan Rickman until we used up the word "bang" and English would have to invent a new word. And then we'd use up that one too.

My personal variation of 'that's you' has always been, "Hey, I didn't know you were in this!" It always irritates my boyfriend because I do it pretty much whenever an orc shows up in Lord of the Rings. It's pretty predictable.