Who am I to say for each other individual person whether false comfort is better than no comfort? It's not for me to decide.

There are definitely too many shirtless selfies where he's asking you to come over.

Absolutely. I have this tiff with my husband all the time. He's a staunch atheist and believes religion is inherently bad. I'm not so sure. I used to think similarly to him (I've been...I guess agnostic?....unconcerned with the question of whether god exists at any rate....my whole life), but then a really close…

"Your mom dated John Mayer BTW" is totally my new go-to your mom joke.

I'm at the marketing conference where she said this and because I have a co-worker who is a speaker here, I got to sit 9 rows back from her (he gave me his pass because "it would mean more" to me....i have great coworkers)! She was an AMAZING speaker, very genuine and war, and funny.

And they mention 2 Ludacris songs - "Pimpin' All Over the World" and "Area Codes." There's also that Pitbull song about doing ladies all over the world.

Ah, look at that baby Kyle!

Yes! Or, worse, they want a neurotypical child at the expense of younger babies and immunocompromised adults who will DIE from these preventable diseases. Double chilling.

I also follow this advice and would also add: EAT FOOD AND STOP WORRYING SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT FOOD IT IS. I swear in 50 years we're gonna find out that heart disease is the result of being too neurotic about food. Just generally eat whole foods and pay attention to what makes you feel good and not feel good. Then eat…

"Parents need to look out for their kids before anyone else's"

Oh my god. I can't imagine the mortification of your friend when she found out. Ugh.

Ahhhh, I never even though about that. Ah hahahahaha. That's hilarious. FWIW I sold his watch to a friend for 3 beers later that week so all in all, the encounter was worth it.

I have one, although a lot of the ones here are better than this one.

"Nobody got mauled" is the way I like to describe all my teenage sexytimes because, let's face it, sometimes that's the best you could have hoped for.

I feel ya. Happens to me too. Nothing - not even petting a dog - is less sexy than roo roo roo.

I was diagnosed with a soy allergy a few years ago and it made me hyper aware of food labels (soy is in everything, yo). So I read everything. And you know what an unintended consequence of that was? I threw out all my low fat/non fat "dairy" and snack foods because they had all this weird crap in them that I didn't…

That is the first episode that implied that Scully and Mulder were having naked sleepovers, though...so it wasn't all bad.

Hats off to ya; I quit two seasons ago.

That's awesome. Thanks for posting!

Ah, I just said the same thing. It's so, so fucking selfish.