Hey here’s a fun thing; consider what kind of world we’d be living in if 2009 had opened with the following headlines.

Mt. Rainier in the distance, Cascade Range on the left.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Listen, America:

Although this will guarantee I remain in the greys , i dont find bill Murray funny in anything he has done, on screen or off, since the 2000s began.

Nailed it.

He was pretty Cable in Friday Night Lights. There was the episode where he went back in time and gunned down a rival football team, because they were destined to be revealed as Sentinel infiltration units.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen meets Penny Dreadful

Actually, “Earth X” would be an awesome undertaking, though it would probably be, at best, phase 6 or 7.

a pint of Guinness

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

Paying back Hulk Hogan.

Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”

I have no idea how what’s going to make him set aside his anger and partner up with Supes.

I bet he still believes in God, though.

Gooooood. Let the hate flow through you. Join the dark side.