How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?

No actually it’s much worse than that, he burned me in fantasy baseball

I read an article somewhere recently that had all this advanced data that showed that, long story short, Harper tends to see the best stuff from pitchers on average. By that I mean that he gets their highest velocity fastballs, and nastiest junk, compared to when they throw against other batters. When I read the…

I would like to refrain from the “beating a dead horse” jokes for one second to mention that there was a man in a cage in that video.

Gruden’s face is not nearly red enough in that picture by a mile.

This is exactly right. Everyone in the world, including the player - who admitted to it - knows it was a penalty. But it didn’t get called, and here we are again, knowing the outcome of the game was basically wrong. The whole rest of the game and overtime was a fraud.

Typing this as I listen to Tony Romo debate whether Julian Edelman’s thumb-nail-atomic-layer’s-outmost-electroncloud scraped the football, but...

I said elsewhere in this thread that this was the worst blown call ever, thanks for reminding me that it is in fact second worst. Poor Armando

I have no horse in this race at all but man that stings. What a horseshit no call, maybe the worst ever. Completely robbed. How Sean Payton could hang around and do an interview afterwards without losing his shit is beyond me

I didn’t say they can’t have fun. Just that they are god damn weirdos. You do you, weirdo

Counterpoint: anyone who is past, say 12 years old at the most, who dresses up in anything is a god damn weirdo

Easily the best response to “how can this guy get any douchier”

One can only hope this is the way it is until he dies in one of those cells

I can’t understand why any right handed pitcher would throw this fucking clown anything but sliders. Three sliders, every time up, guaranteed K

I want a fucking parade for this guy.

Dipshit father of dipshit kids burns dipshit leader of dipshit country

This is just complete looney tunes shit man.

WWE is a scripted and choreographed dance between roided out actors. Not a sport any more than ballet or the opera or a movie.

yeah, stick to sports Deadspin

I was party of the P.I. Party. It might be years before I get that song out of my head