Rebuilding since ‘57

My favorite part about digging a hole at a beach is when I sit in a beach chair and drink beer to the point where I am barely able to drive home and don’t dig a hole

I see you left Pinto beans off the list. Which means you can never have refried beans.

Deadspin Blogger Struggles to Find Meaning of Life on Cold, Ever-Rotating Rock Floating in Emptiness of Space

It is none other than Kirk Gibson

Stop giving this man stars

Surely it has to be politics and Deadspin

In the span of a week we could see the Cubs win the series and Donald Trump win the presidency. 1996 me is so confused

Correct.

Yeah but what should I grill this weekend

And also, coaching for the most part doesn’t matter in basketball. It almost always comes down to who has the best players, as long as those players are healthy, and play to their capabilities.

I hate this article more than any other article

And give me a fucking ticket right now!

It's gotta be Carly Fiorina right?

I absolutely hate the Patriots, like any sane, non-living-in-Boston-area individual. I can’t stand that smug prick Robert Kraft, and I absolutely abhor Tom Brady, who looks like he should be a Justin Bieber roadie more than an NFL QB.

Something about a deer leg. You don't want to know

Several players on AV and Sunderland could make the Lions 53 man roster

This post is the reason kinja was invented