Why should this matter to me? Or anyone else who reads stuff on the internet

Or maybe he doesn’t fund Doom’s research, and chooses Reed and Co. instead, and that makes Doom into his normal crankypants. Either way, you just developed a premise for a F4 movie that doesn’t suck. It probably took you 30 seconds.

Adam Schefter reporting: sources within the hospital nearest DogFisterAcePitcher’s home are confirming a belly full of white dog crap

Actually, Samer, the correct phrasing is “well meme’d, friend”

For a not so special occasion fruity tasting beer, may I recommend Short’s Soft Parade. I’m pretty sure you’ve heard of it, but I rarely see reviews of Michigan based beers on here (today’s entry notwithstanding), so not sure if you’ve tried it.

Hope all you want, but the Halos will always get their free agents, for the same reason they got Poo Hole and Hamilton: they have a fuckton of money, and they throw it away like it is covered in Ebola

Pulls down pants; grabs lube

Well god damn it if that didn't slap me right in the feels

Fucking Hawk Harrelson. I got through about 3 seconds of the Abreu video. You couldn't have gone with the Colorado broadcast?

there are not enough stars

+1 six thousand year old Earth

I already posted but now I see you beat me to it. Stuff is the nectar of the gods. Seriously my favorite part of the entire holiday season

You MUST try Great Lakes Brewery's Christmas Ale. Ginger, honey, slight hint of clove on the nose. Not too overpowering with the spices though. Every year the week after Thanksgiving I hit all the good beer stores around and attempt to buy every case available. $14 bucks for a 6 pack at 7.5% won't kill your wallet…

I'm not gonna lie. I got a little scared just listening to your story

Not to mention it would be the most terrifying way to die. Being attacked by a prehistoric, foaming at the mouth, forked tongued lizard. Fuck me.

If this is what fans of one of the best organizations in football - currently fielding the best team in the league with the best QB in history - do, why are the streets of metro Detroit not flooded with hitchhikers?

THE POWER COSMIC!!!!!!!