YOAH BECOMING WAN OF UUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

There’s no shame. I feel pretty much the same way you do, but I just embrace The Gronk.

Reader Brandon sent me a list of every Gronk description on Deadspin a while back, which I’ve updated since then. Here’s everything we have:

Oklahoma sat idle while Michigan state completed their 2nd top 10 win in three weeks. How much did you drink before noon today?

Per Baseball Reference, he’s 35th in Career WAR for position players. The only people above him who aren’t in yet are four players who are not eligible yet (A-Rod, Pujols, Chipper, Beltre), and, of course, Bonds. Plus Griffey had a big smile, he was an absolute joy to watch play when he was at his peak, and on the…

I wish EPL would recipricate. Be awesome. But considering how we keep boning them with the Jags, they’d probably send Aston Villa vs Sunderland in revenge.

“I challenged the mortals of Miðgarðr, if they have a problem with that, then they can meet me on the other side of Bifröst in the All Father’s realm”

That it is not Gretzky’s point record is a fucking farce.

“Debatable.”

You are wrong, and have cursed your family for generations

You must be a real treat at parties.

Disrespectfully disagree

Kylo Ren is the second in command. Luke is the main Sith.

Don’t really understand how you can claim Messi is so great when look at what happens with the national team?? How many world cups has Brazil won with Messi “leading” the squad?

Good. Let’s start this. I grew up in the lower peninsula then spent four years in the upper. I can honestly say that every stereotype about racist, hillbilly, backwards, inbred, uneducated, shit-kicking imbeciles applies to yoopers. The upper peninsula is a stretch of trees broken by a two lane highway interspersed…

my, my arent we the optimist.

As a Tiger fan, I can say definitively no. And it’s not just from one source either:

“That depends.”

“If Philly’s rebuild continues to fail for five, six, or seven seasons, it almost cannot fail.”