as a life long Dubs fan, I was never worried. yeah, I’ve been upset at the losses, because their shooting has been awful, they’re turning the ball over too much, and apparently the refs have money on the Cavs. Ultimately, I’d LeBron James didn’t play super humanly and getting all the calls, today would be Warriors…

The exact same thought I was having. I also noticed that Riley Curry was not in attendance for the media questions... I can only imagine if Lebron didn’t bring his kid after a loss, the media would torch him for being a bad parents and sheltering him from hardships and losses

scrumtrulescent?

Why does everyone on Deadspin think they are a god damned comedic fucking genius? Maybe your joke would have been a little funnier in Deadspin style...

HTF does this add up to a finding of only “more probable than not” that they participated in violations of the Playing Rules? This seems more like it amounts to “blatantly, hilariously obvious.”

*Gary Mathews Jr toasts his chalice in agreement*

Hawks, ranked:

Just the lucky ones.

That slide is filthy dirty and Jimenez did exactly what a pitcher should do. Make Sandoval not want to do that again.

Why is he wearing his Laker Uniform to an Elite Eight Game?

Fun Fact: Tom Izzo is going to his 7th final four in 16 years. In that timespan he has had 3 NBA lottery Picks and 8 1st rounders total.

"Well, as long as it's just FORMER players...but we're monitoring the situation closely."

Filming vertically is the real crime.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking…

Hey, Clayton...What the fuck did you just fucking say about Billy Haisley you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the…

Mark Sanchez automatically triggrs the Benny Hill song in my head. Sam Bradford triggers the "Whaugh Whaugh" sad sound in my head. I've already ordered direct TV just so I can watch every Eagles game. I don't want to miss that moment Bradford is injured and it goes from Whaugh Whaugh sad sound to Benny Hill in my…

You are assuming Ngata wants to play for Detroit.

Those birds are my god damned heroes.

This seems like the appropriate ending for an outdated and unethical method of punishment. I also think AP got what he deserved.