Some perspective on how historic this is:

Listen, America:

Although this will guarantee I remain in the greys , i dont find bill Murray funny in anything he has done, on screen or off, since the 2000s began.

Nailed it.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”

I bet he still believes in God, though.

Gooooood. Let the hate flow through you. Join the dark side.

YOAH BECOMING WAN OF UUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

There’s no shame. I feel pretty much the same way you do, but I just embrace The Gronk.

Reader Brandon sent me a list of every Gronk description on Deadspin a while back, which I’ve updated since then. Here’s everything we have:

Oklahoma sat idle while Michigan state completed their 2nd top 10 win in three weeks. How much did you drink before noon today?

Per Baseball Reference, he’s 35th in Career WAR for position players. The only people above him who aren’t in yet are four players who are not eligible yet (A-Rod, Pujols, Chipper, Beltre), and, of course, Bonds. Plus Griffey had a big smile, he was an absolute joy to watch play when he was at his peak, and on the…

I wish EPL would recipricate. Be awesome. But considering how we keep boning them with the Jags, they’d probably send Aston Villa vs Sunderland in revenge.

“I challenged the mortals of Miðgarðr, if they have a problem with that, then they can meet me on the other side of Bifröst in the All Father’s realm”

That it is not Gretzky’s point record is a fucking farce.

“Debatable.”