You are wrong, and have cursed your family for generations

You must be a real treat at parties.

Disrespectfully disagree

Don’t really understand how you can claim Messi is so great when look at what happens with the national team?? How many world cups has Brazil won with Messi “leading” the squad?

Good. Let’s start this. I grew up in the lower peninsula then spent four years in the upper. I can honestly say that every stereotype about racist, hillbilly, backwards, inbred, uneducated, shit-kicking imbeciles applies to yoopers. The upper peninsula is a stretch of trees broken by a two lane highway interspersed…

As a Tiger fan, I can say definitively no. And it’s not just from one source either:

“That depends.”

“If Philly’s rebuild continues to fail for five, six, or seven seasons, it almost cannot fail.”

What do you expect from a reporter whose primary sources are a talking snake and a Jewish zombie?

You don’t see Carmelo guarding LeBdron, or Dwyane on the double-team. That is because Dumars drafted Darko #2 after LeBdron. That is the biggest mistake in this screenshot.

as a life long Dubs fan, I was never worried. yeah, I’ve been upset at the losses, because their shooting has been awful, they’re turning the ball over too much, and apparently the refs have money on the Cavs. Ultimately, I’d LeBron James didn’t play super humanly and getting all the calls, today would be Warriors…

The exact same thought I was having. I also noticed that Riley Curry was not in attendance for the media questions... I can only imagine if Lebron didn’t bring his kid after a loss, the media would torch him for being a bad parents and sheltering him from hardships and losses

scrumtrulescent?

Why does everyone on Deadspin think they are a god damned comedic fucking genius? Maybe your joke would have been a little funnier in Deadspin style...

HTF does this add up to a finding of only “more probable than not” that they participated in violations of the Playing Rules? This seems more like it amounts to “blatantly, hilariously obvious.”

*Gary Mathews Jr toasts his chalice in agreement*

Hawks, ranked:

Just the lucky ones.