What do you expect from a reporter whose primary sources are a talking snake and a Jewish zombie?

There. FIFY.

You don’t see Carmelo guarding LeBdron, or Dwyane on the double-team. That is because Dumars drafted Darko #2 after LeBdron. That is the biggest mistake in this screenshot.

as a life long Dubs fan, I was never worried. yeah, I’ve been upset at the losses, because their shooting has been awful, they’re turning the ball over too much, and apparently the refs have money on the Cavs. Ultimately, I’d LeBron James didn’t play super humanly and getting all the calls, today would be Warriors…

The exact same thought I was having. I also noticed that Riley Curry was not in attendance for the media questions... I can only imagine if Lebron didn’t bring his kid after a loss, the media would torch him for being a bad parents and sheltering him from hardships and losses

scrumtrulescent?

Why does everyone on Deadspin think they are a god damned comedic fucking genius? Maybe your joke would have been a little funnier in Deadspin style...

HTF does this add up to a finding of only “more probable than not” that they participated in violations of the Playing Rules? This seems more like it amounts to “blatantly, hilariously obvious.”

*Gary Mathews Jr toasts his chalice in agreement*

Hawks, ranked:

Just the lucky ones.

That slide is filthy dirty and Jimenez did exactly what a pitcher should do. Make Sandoval not want to do that again.

I know some will think I'm crazy for this choice, but I've always found the prose of The Silmarillion to be absolutely beautiful.

“And amid all the splendours of the World, its vast halls and spaces, and its wheeling fires, Ilúvatar chose a place for their habitation in the Deeps of Time and in the midst of the…

Real life. Online networking, although useful at time, is overrated. Life is better lived in the present, physical world face-to-face.

I am playing the "If I ignore social media it will go away" card.

My local pub. Where else???

Why is he wearing his Laker Uniform to an Elite Eight Game?

Fun Fact: Tom Izzo is going to his 7th final four in 16 years. In that timespan he has had 3 NBA lottery Picks and 8 1st rounders total.

"Well, as long as it's just FORMER players...but we're monitoring the situation closely."