Filming vertically is the real crime.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking…

Hey, Clayton...What the fuck did you just fucking say about Billy Haisley you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the…

Mark Sanchez automatically triggrs the Benny Hill song in my head. Sam Bradford triggers the "Whaugh Whaugh" sad sound in my head. I've already ordered direct TV just so I can watch every Eagles game. I don't want to miss that moment Bradford is injured and it goes from Whaugh Whaugh sad sound to Benny Hill in my…

You are assuming Ngata wants to play for Detroit.

ANNNNNND I shouldn't have to pay for the same thing twice (in reference to to then having to buy the dvd set)

I love free shit, especially when I'm already paying a cable bill to watch 99% of the shows i download to watch. So in my mind, yes i'm downloading their show, but i've already paid to watch it so I should be able to have the option to keep it for future use than to go out and buy god damn dvd sets that are 40$... at…

It doesn't change the crapware included in the installer, but I recently used uTorrent to pirate uTorrent Pro, and now I don't have ads. I am a meta-pirate.

Those birds are my god damned heroes.

This seems like the appropriate ending for an outdated and unethical method of punishment. I also think AP got what he deserved.

"I call that bullshit"

As an oncologist, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for such a well-written explanation of why this stuff drives us crazy.

Puzzle & Dragons is incredibly involved and takes a great deal of skill to play at a high level. It is well-balanced and well-designed; not just a game where you have to pay to progress at a certain point.

Just like your religion.

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, sh... hey, where'd you go!?!

Rodgers won a Super Bowl with Mike McCarthy as his head coach, which is basically comparable to 15 Belichick Super Bowls.

OK, I don't even care anymore, but as long as it makes Bob Kraft act haughty and Roger Goodell look like an incompetent boob, I'm all for this continuing to eat up press cycles.