I'm surprised it doesn't have PS. GAYLE DID NOT WRITE THIS LETTER, I DID at the bottom.

Now Deadspin has a funny guy who tries to talk punting and a punting guy who tries to talk funny.

So Bucs games then.

It is because its a league with zero integrity. Cheating allegations by contenders, non guaranteed contracts despite being one of the most physically violent sport leagues, shitty retirement benefits, billionaires fleecing taxpayers for stadiums and use relocation threats as a weapon and a league that not only…

Funny, I see religion as, by-and-large over the totality of history, one of the worst things ever. Consider these:

So this guy is named Jack Johnson AND Joe Louis?

Jesus, why not name him John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt and get it over with?

Only 4.35 light years away? You make it sound like it's the store down the street. We can't even come anywhere near to traveling the speed of light, let alone FTL. We can't even communicate to ask aliens (or ex-pat humans) in this place what they had for breakfast, and oh, "how's the weather?" without a half-duplex…

Easy. Schools can make it so any child that has not been vaccinated can not attend. That way the parents get the good feels as they beat big pharma and evil drug peddling doctors, because it's their choice. Meanwhile the rest of the children are at least a bit safer from contracting something while at school.

I like it cause it's like the king of planets

I enjoyed this year's version. I have probably had about six Christmas/Winter ales this season, and would rank it 2nd best behind Great Lakes Christmas beer. I haven't swung for the fences and got the super expensive stuff yet.

Great Lakes Christmas Ale. That needs to be your 'everyday' beer for the month of December. Period.

30-50K years of evolving with humans. I'm sure they've picked up a thing or two.

Dogs have evolved to be our best friends over 1000's of generations. That is why they know us so well.

Thing is, I think, dogs deserve better friends than we humans usually are to them.

Glad you could make it, That Guy!

Noted. Will avoid.

I went to San Diego zoo recently & was being eye fucked by the dominant male. There were 80 people checking out the exhibit & this dude is just chillin in the back. gansta leanin against his fake cave opening. That fucker tracked me as I walked from one end of the paddock to the other. Did he move a muscle? Turn…

i'd throw hands with a kangaroo for like ten bucks