GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT fWAR AND OBP!

Yeah, definitely a 'shop. I've seen a lot of 'em in my time, I can tell by the pixels.

You cockblocked your 92 year old dad? There's a special ring in hell for you. You disgust me.

Does "worst" mean worst stories to read. These all suck. Not a surprise because only fucking losers go to reunions.

I can't support a project that can't even get the right OS image on the hardware... That's iOS 5 charging on a Android phone, contradiction much?

"Nice try Law, but everyone knows that the Sun moves around the Earth. Does it really feel like we are moving?" - Curt Schilling

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Ya because the bible is so much more credible than Wikipedia

Sure! Here you go:

Things got heated in the locker room afterwards between Kobe and Carlos Boozer. "Pointing at a teammate while someone drives for an easy layup is MY signature move!" said Boozer.

Don't dress it up with a pretty name, call it what it is: Fart kindling.

He is pretty much the astrophysicist version of Barry White. He starts talking and you just wanna make sweet, sweet science.

They lost to Michigan this year. I'd say that they didn't need any help from the NCAA.

"What do you call this drink Jon?"

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.…

"Here's the real question: is there such a thing as a perfect, non-moving point in space? "

Like many other fossils, the pope was put here by satan to tempt the faithful. Or somesuch.

I can't even get into this argument, because I find divinity and creationism so dully ignorant. One book vs. science and logic. Ugh. I just can't deal with it.

Shoulda waved Gordon home

Batman is not a super hero. Batman is a rich guy with a really weird hobby.