Just wonderyng.

Are you a Fliers fan?

Never drink Mad Dog 20/20 that's been sitting in the back window of a car in the Florida sun at Daytona Speedway infield.

But it's gross.

I won't even drink free Miller Light.

C'mon, get out! I can't see her. Move! Do you even understand why we're in this pool?

a plastic grocery bag and a rubber band (or two). Worked wonders waaay back when I was in a dorm

"You're welcome." —Cutty

I vote to move #12 down the list a few spots after last night.

More than anything else, this demonstrates under the new wild card format there's a vas deferens between squeezing into the playoffs and being stuck on the outside.

You just weren't very good, homie. If you started the 360 while doing something else, like a jumping attack, you could pull it off pretty easily. Also, I'm pretty sure that was a level two final atomic buster from Street Fighter Alpha, which was two 360s and two punch buttons. What's that, go back to kotaku, nerd. OK,…

They should suspend him without pay.

"I got in this business to fuck quarterbacks, not horny college kids!"

How do people like lcj1321, jeremy, and cssaunders exist?

Authenticity has nothing to do with it. "Being gross and bad" is Olive Garden's offense.

Bob Sarlatte is the 49ers announcer, but I'd stay away from his coffee unless you've been immunized.

Wow, no republicans signed something against the old rich white guy?

I think he got fired from FoxSports and MSNBC. I like to think that he's a dick, but he's our dick. Wait, that sounds wrong.

I just want to live in a Alternate universe in which this never happened. Also in which the Patriots never won those Super Bowls. Live would be much better.

You can tell he identifies really strongly with his team, because he also doesn't have a point.