dan patrick made an excellent point today - what did people imagine happening before seeing the video? The one we previously saw was an unconscious woman being dragged out of an elevator - did we all think he tapped her gently? of course he punched her, what else did we think happened? Are there people saying "OH!…

Oh no... now he only has enough money to live comfortably for the rest of his life and not enough to open a bunch of shitty steak houses

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

"Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up."

Whether he's pressured behind the scenes from the NFL and/or the Ravens organization, Rice isn't playing a down this season. We'll get the "I don't want to be a distraction to my team" press release in the next 24 hours.

I agree. Frosted Flakes is great, in terms of taste, but it gets all over the place when you eat it with your hands.

I empathize, having taken a number of shots that targeted my liver

Never underestimate the power of the body blow.

The saddest part about being old and healthy is the loneliness after your fat friends die

But it's a perfect vehicle for almost any slow braised meat and/or veg ragout, especially a tomato driven one. #teampolenta

See what I mean? Commenting going to shit. No mention at all of how far can I punt a football. F minus.

The crab stealing QB plays for Florida State not Florida.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

This campaign teaches a great lesson to everyone.

The Seahawks then trolled the Lions by beating the Packers

[Bristol, CT.]

I am a Bears fan who lived in Michigan a few years ago and became friends with a lifelong Lions fan, which was the most surprising fan discovery since I met a guy in college who was a diehard LA Rams fan. I invited the Lions fan over to my house to watch the opening weekend that season. He showed up in a Charles…

Is it too much to request the ump to put Ventura into a headlock? For old times' sake?

Because quinoa tastes like pressure-treated wood and poison tastes AWESOME