Bob Sarlatte is the 49ers announcer, but I'd stay away from his coffee unless you've been immunized.

Wow, no republicans signed something against the old rich white guy?

I think he got fired from FoxSports and MSNBC. I like to think that he's a dick, but he's our dick. Wait, that sounds wrong.

I just want to live in a Alternate universe in which this never happened. Also in which the Patriots never won those Super Bowls. Live would be much better.

You can tell he identifies really strongly with his team, because he also doesn't have a point.

Stop making each phone thinner! Really we don't care! Keep it 7.6mm thick from now on and make the battery larger! Battery > Thinness

dan patrick made an excellent point today - what did people imagine happening before seeing the video? The one we previously saw was an unconscious woman being dragged out of an elevator - did we all think he tapped her gently? of course he punched her, what else did we think happened? Are there people saying "OH!…

Oh no... now he only has enough money to live comfortably for the rest of his life and not enough to open a bunch of shitty steak houses

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

"Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up."

Whether he's pressured behind the scenes from the NFL and/or the Ravens organization, Rice isn't playing a down this season. We'll get the "I don't want to be a distraction to my team" press release in the next 24 hours.

I agree. Frosted Flakes is great, in terms of taste, but it gets all over the place when you eat it with your hands.

I empathize, having taken a number of shots that targeted my liver

Never underestimate the power of the body blow.

The saddest part about being old and healthy is the loneliness after your fat friends die

But it's a perfect vehicle for almost any slow braised meat and/or veg ragout, especially a tomato driven one. #teampolenta

See what I mean? Commenting going to shit. No mention at all of how far can I punt a football. F minus.

The crab stealing QB plays for Florida State not Florida.

This campaign teaches a great lesson to everyone.