The Seahawks then trolled the Lions by beating the Packers

[Bristol, CT.]

I am a Bears fan who lived in Michigan a few years ago and became friends with a lifelong Lions fan, which was the most surprising fan discovery since I met a guy in college who was a diehard LA Rams fan. I invited the Lions fan over to my house to watch the opening weekend that season. He showed up in a Charles…

Is it too much to request the ump to put Ventura into a headlock? For old times' sake?

Because quinoa tastes like pressure-treated wood and poison tastes AWESOME

Why? There's Funyuns and everything else.

You might be the one exception. You're a dude, but also a cunt.

Fuck you.

Bowlsby makes something in the vicinity of $1.8 million a year.

Isn't that the motto on the city of Cleveland's official seal?