Baba Booey!!

"Again, he scores whenever he wants, wherever he wants."

It's a lawnmower, not a nuclear reactor. I can handle it.

ugh. You think people really want to go to El Paso, Lubbock, and College Station. No thank you.

Generally English unless they know the ref knows their native language. Over here in Ireland on the analysis of the Brazil-Croatia match they mentioned that the ref couldn't speak English so the Croatians couldn't even talk to him. Which makes their (justifiable) arguing all the more hilarious.

Poor Wiggum...

The next step is just for the MLS to adopt soccer.

Big deal. Americans have been spray-painting unsightly patchy turf for years.

Mike and Kyle Shanahan will get fired.

I wish Roy Jones Jr. had put this much effort into covering the brown parts.

Now that you mention it, yes, I would call pizzas "sebaceous pie charts" and hamburgers "bovine slurrycakes."

Then again, I also refer to the gas and brake pedals respectively as the "velocitator" and "deceleratrix."

That's MarkKelsosMigraine. Get your shit straight.

This guy here, THIS GUY! Gabagool! (Slaps Ovetchkin's cheeks)

I want to take...your...face...off...but...there's...so...damn...much...of...it...I...don't...know...where...to...start.

Wow, look at him go. You're the real Lord of the Dance, Rob Ryan.

oh he didn't finish his shift,,fix his mangled leg with hockey tape,,singlehanded ly win the shootout? can hockey memes can lie? what is real life?

Not a true hockey player if he has to be carried off the ice and can't play on!

I just kidnapped a stray cat and fed him tuna and milk. He seems happy. I named him Wasabi because I like sushi. Good night no one.