I've seen this before..

Uruguayan Freddie Mercury has a devil put aside for you, England.

Aces!

Y'know, people who type "yawn" on internet message boards should have their balls folded!... well, I'll think of something.

Dayum!

You Should See The Guy Who Lost

I'm sorry, but did you just ask me how I would come onto a hot Swedish transgender?

Question: When the players argue with the ref over the call, what language do they yell in? Maybe that's why no calls ever get overturned.

No, you're looking for the golf open thread.

Needs more Vuvuzela.

My prediction? Pain.

Thanks. I needed a reminder when Ye wasn't America's cum dumpster target.

Sterling=Clouseau? That diabolical genius!

At least he didn't say there was something wrong with all of their medulla oblongatas.

Pfft. Everyone knows Dwight Howard acts like a 16 year old girl. Wait, what?

Scolari: "Usually normal sex is done in a balanced way but some like to perform acrobatics.

Have you tried one of those new fangled open-faced hot dog sandwiches? Quite fetching. Nearly polluted my britches with delight.

*phone rings*

Another reason to believe: Molly hasn't been used this much in years.

Glad he didn't forget that all important Klingon support.