Please.
Meh, could be Clinton Portishead but Funkadelic "Maggot Brain" would be playing in the background.
Putin: How's the knee?
How about we send you back to fucking Vancouver for a year. Then we'll see who's being obtuse.
What's that dude in the foreground doing?
Churchill Downs statement: Its common practice for our resident horse whisperer to go to all new horses to tell them of changes but apparently he took name on her placard literally.
Actually I think his name is Brian. You have to return him to his record company or something.
You had me at catnapping.
Aww man. Should have come to me for help.
"There's something about your face that makes me want to slap the shit out of it."
*trial 3 months later*
Marc from Chicago: Pfft. Somebody take this cat we have. Sits around all day smoking cigarettes, meowing "DON"T CAAAARE!"
Emmert: Well, there are six schools of begging to get through summer school. Bad musician, messed up vet, cripple, fake cripple, religious zealot, and crazy guy. I think you would do well with crazy guy.
The world needs the wisdom of Gourmet Spud now more than ever.
Well, he fucks like he coaches. Sorta all over the place.
will watch the same episode of Blue's Clues repeatedly.
Looks like Jackson will be twisting again like he did last summer.
That's up to marketing. Remember, patent pending.
Vagina Fists of Fury? That's a video game I'd want to play!