You suck

If he shoots ya it's gonna hurt

My fave of the year:

LOL

Miyamoto was questioned about future devices. This isn't 'touting' new hardware; it was basically just an 'of course we're always thinking about the next thing' sort of answer.

Actually, no. This show has no affiliation with Spike.

I had zero expectations for this show.

I always thought Subspace Emissary was a drag

I think that's more *your* problem with Nintendo than *the* problem with Nintendo. There are lots of really great games on Wii U right now (in addition to Mario & Zelda), regardless of whether they interest you personally

That could be part of it, but as Luke points out a lot of the game is just bland and old. I'm sure they could make something fun and interesting without licenses.

Impressed she guessed that both Samus and Shiek are women

In fairness, getting the core soccer mechanics right is probably the most important foundation for them to build on. Hopefully in a year or two the other features will catch up

In fairness, there are some developers that still do proper quality control. Nintendo comes to mind, but surely there are others.

Where does it say that the millions who didn't finish still enjoyed it?

This is really surprising. Too bad

Sheep is already plural you fucking idiot

One weapon with 4 functions is the same as 2 weapons with 2 functions.

No, technically that is the exact same

Link Between Worlds is fantastic, and in many ways is the antithesis of Skyward Sword.