"They don't need to be taken 'seriously' when out in the real world."

I'm with ya man. It's good and all to be successful at something, especially when you're young, but I'm not sure I'd aim to be the best at a child's video game. Good luck being taken seriously.

While it does annoy me as someone watching, I had a bit of an epiphany the other weekend. I was volunteering at a diabetes camp and quite often something funny would start to happen. I would whip out my phone and start recording (we make a video/slideshow for the parents) and I would often catch myself recording in…

Her nipple is a cricket's fart away from the light of day.

Is he full of candy? Somebody string him up.

Lmao, that screenshot cracked me up. I'm really baffled how this dinosaur managed to put on his outfit with his tiny arms.

If you're into mobile gaming you'll find a better selection on the app store. Other than that you'll find they're pretty much the same.

This has made me so damn jealous of my non-existent kids and grand-kids. Want a sweet toy? Make your own.

I love that simply the picture of the guy would have garnered the exact same comments here. There's really no headline or story necessary.

Haha, yeah these games (particularly the campaign) have a nasty learning curve. The tutorial feels like you're sitting through college calculus with a professor that flew in from Tokyo 4 hours ago.

The massive siege weapons in the Rome series is what originally sold me on Total War. Screw economics and politics, I…

I feel like an old lady shopping online when it comes to Craigslist. Something about the informality of the exchange creeps me the hell out. I was shopping for PS3s when I was hit by the anxiety of a safe place to meet where we could plug one in, what if it broke a week later, rape. Same with selling, for some reason…

I hope there's an 9/11 and a Holocaust conspiracy coming later this month.

The best part about this is the fact I started watching without sound, had the song playing in my head, turned on my sound and voila.

That kid's mind is blown from step one.

Showboatin'

When they screamed "It's a hit and run" I got really pissed off. Not only are they clearly asking to be hit, but then they immediately jump to charging Bieber with a crime. I HATE litigious idiots; no different than a patent troll.

Wait wait, hold on a second. You're telling me people actually buy cars based on looks? I need proof.

This isn't alt+f4'ing we're talking about... Wouldn't you prefer a player to off himself so you save bullets and still get his loot?

or just sit in it like a giant metal recliner, cause that's exactly what I'm looking at.

Don't drop the MS Oap..