I know it's a stretch, and I should apologize ahead of time for uttering the name, but I feel like a randomly selected Nickelback song would have been a better music selection.

"A dull knife always cuts better than a sharp one." - The one thing I remembered while sleeping through Home Economics.

Anyone else notice that the truck which he appears to have pulled over is not only full of standing people, but drives off? I'm curious what happened there.

Consider the fact that this guy's job requires that he exits his vehicle on the shoulder of busy street. Google a video of a cop getting run over by a rogue vehicle. I'm pretty sure only the survivors make it on YouTube. The first thing that came to my mind was, "What if he had been outside his vehicle". I think it…

I'm such an excel junkie. This is like a porno spread to me.

I'm curious how many people bought it on PC, feel robbed, but will buy it for PS3 for a different experience. I've considered it.

The secret is not using such a nice looking blazer. It looks great with a comfy looking, broken in coat. His looks fresh from the cleaners.

I did a double take as well, it looks like they were kind enough to draw on some boards and tie them on. Unfortunately the owner will still have to get dangerously close with a blade to cut those off. It'll be like playing the wedding version of Operation.

You won't even have to pay for rocket fuel for that one. I bet her breath is flammable.

I think that's for his gunner.

Let's just fund a 2nd spacecraft and launch it on a collision course. Surely we can think of a 2nd passenger.

Jesus Christ... it's like Gollum discovered meth.

Welp. Touche.

Did a single person here consider that simply displaying a firearm is a damn good deterrent for additional violence? I've seen it happen before, shit gets heated, a guy lifts up a side of his coat displaying his firearm on his side, confrontation ends. Jesus you guys are brainwashed by the media...

They also announced the market would crash on September 12th.

I bet your a freaking hoot at parties.

I don't know if I can agree with this. Of all the products I've owned in my life, my apple products have been the last ones for me to accuse of planned obsolescence via crappy hardware.

Haha, perhaps I did use a poor example.

We can pull our own teeth out too, but nobody goes around calling dentists a rip-off. Do they teach kids economics anymore?

I want to go ahead and be the 23rd person here to state that I think that was the sissiest looking Link... ever.