Hoverboard for me. Flat back onto a terrazzo floor, no helmet, 46 years old.

Not a crash but I couldn’t look at those frosted fruit pies for YEARS after getting violently sick after eating one lol.

My issue is that I have an HVAC duct running across the ceiling. I’m unsure if the hatch actually has a sensor to prevent it from hitting things (like the doors on the Model X do), but I worry that since the HVAC vent is off center and relatively narrow, it wouldn’t be seen.

LOL! And with a straight face, and didn’t flinch when they killed the fourth robber.

Guy in my high school had one with those huge 80's home stereo speakers in the back. I mean, what’s a living room without a big sound system?

I may hate it now, but wait ‘til I drive it.

Right? im in the chicago burbs and smell weed while driving maybe once a month. But on the other end, I drive past packed parking lots of bars every day.

The details make it somehow even worse. The straight lines and right angles really highlight how poorly this thing fits together. That entire bumper section is just a disaster.

Every angle is stupid looking.

Agreed. It doesn’t even look like a “truck,” but more like a RAV4 someone put a body kit on. It has no ground clearance...

It’s stupid looking from all angles. 

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Yeah, fuck cops. I’m not sure I see what your problem is.

You forgot the “/S” 

That’s a GTA-V level rundown right there.

If wanting to/having fun with a car legally on public roads is grounds for institutionalization we’re all fucked.

Yep - I should qualify my hate for this, as it typically happens in traffic (when it’s not safe to do so) - it's typically a “Use This One Trick to Beat Traffic!” situation. 

Question, have you ever herd of something called a racetrack? It’s this cool thing just like a go kart track, but for real full size cars. Amazing right!?

I don’t want to suggest a daily, because my daily are either a Stage 2 Golf R or CBR600RR sportbike, so we all have different definitions of what is a “daily.” As for the fun car, how is this Jalopnik and nobody suggested either a Miata, or with that kind of a budget, a low-mileage S2K (which I think is one the…

Finally, a review that gets Subarus! I feel like most reviewers are either off-roaders, who view it as total weak sauce, or pavement bound folk, who are like, I guess if you like granola and hiking, cool, go get your Subaru, but I’m gonna drive it around on pavement and review it as a suburbs car like any other.

And of…