Oof. I feel your pain. I have the same situation, only my friend is in her 70s. She’s an energy vampire, and has verbally attacked me for perceived slights (i.e., not enough attention). She butts into every conversation in earshot, thinks she’s wonderful, and scolds me with “so glad God gave me the kind of personality…

Learn to read.

That’s wrong. I get it.

My thoughts exactly.

Where’s the part of the story where it says “police are investigating”?

Love that modesty panel, Ivana!

Yeah, it looks like somebody bitch-slapped him. May I get in line?

I just wrote to them because yesterday their site said that code included free shipping. Oh, and this:

I just wrote to them because yesterday their site said that code included free shipping. Oh, and this:

It’s easy to see that Taylor’s putting something *extra* into her kiss for Lorde.

Thanks for swift response with screenshot! Wow!

Thanks for swift response with screenshot! Wow!

Okay, I’ve calmed down now. The Offer Code block is subtle…I just had to look harder. P.S. My order, pre-code, was $55. Post-discount (20% off) made me ineligible for free shipping. Just FYI.

Okay, I’ve calmed down now. The Offer Code block is subtle…I just had to look harder. P.S. My order, pre-code, was…

I about to order but haven’t seen where to put the code…help! Only two Highliners left!

I about to order but haven’t seen where to put the code…help! Only two Highliners left!

Marc Jacobs’s eyeliner Highliner Gel Eye Crayon is incredible. It’s so soft that it glides on, then dries to an almost-indelible line that lasts 12 hours or more. Plus, it’s ultra-black like I’ve never seen. The Lip Creme lipstick is very beautiful, pigmented, and moisturizing without being gloppy. I can’t believe…

Marc Jacobs’s eyeliner Highliner Gel Eye Crayon is incredible. It’s so soft that it glides on, then dries to an…

Addiction is not a choice or a moral shortcoming or a weakness. It overtakes us long before we realize we’re trapped. Don’t be an ass.

My mom smoked unfiltered Camels and drank, er, excessively for a good 40 years. She’s had tongue cancer (tiny, localized), followed by hypopharyngeal cancer (tumor near voice box, blocking esophageal tube). The surgery to remove #2 would have rendered her unable to talk ever again. She gets her nutrition through a “G…

An arrogant genius whose confident snark keeps people distant finds themselves humbled after an accident leaves them gravely injured.

Well said.

She was photographed, head tipped back, while lying on the lengthwise end of a jutting plank. Her clothing was draped to disguise any evidence of the support. Another photograph was taken of the chairs, in the same setting. The two negatives were sandwiched—i.e., printed one atop the other. Dark areas in a picture are…

Sorry, I’m not buying it. The history of 19th-century photography includes plenty of doctored “spirit photographs.” It’s not hard to do—especially when at least part of the background of one or both of the images is very dark. The Augustine picture looks suspicious even if you don’t know this simple darkroom trick.…

This. Today’s second genuine laugh.