Thank you! My first genuine out-loud laugh o’ the day.

Because they want the next-best seats?

When a method varies from platform to platform, it’s a helpful kind of shorthand to refer to the phone by its most common name or brand.

There’s a small historic theatre in my town with a stupid, too-steep second screen on the level above the plushy renovated one. Recently I got there real early to get the best (center, 2/3 back) seat. A man showed up and asked me to move. He explained he was part of a large group, though they weren’t there yet. I said…

My mother used a vinegar rinse on my hair when I entered puberty. It doesn’t burn an intact scalp at all!

Whenever something doesn’t work right, I Settings > General > Reset > Reset Network Settings. I find it best to do it once a month, as maintenance.

Too late! The update is in progress right now!

I remember exactly when the price of Gerolsteiner went from affordable to special-occasions-only. It’s the mineralliest.

And where is the gravitational pull on her earring coming from?

“This…” a tremendous non-word to avoid naming the thing you’re endorsing (rape culture), KLG.

You call that “if” an apology? Please don’t.

Very good…just not enough Christopher Walken.

I mentored a 20-years-younger woman for 18 months. My guy of 9 years became obsessed with her, she with him. He left me. They eventually married. She immediately became obsessed with someone at work, they separated in the first year of marriage, divorced the next year. So there you have it.

I’ve long been sensitive (sinuses and skin) to the cheap chemicals used to scent so many soaps. Whole Foods’ $4 store-brand, triple-milled Milk-scent soap doesn’t bother my face at all. Love the low-key milky scent and that hard soaps last so long.

Dollar Shave Club has saved me a fortune! $6 every other month pays to ship free a four-pack of quad-blade razor heads. (I’m not an obsessive shaver but if I was I could step it up to monthly.)

I am very sorry I let go of my unlimited. (Only did it so my daughter could share my plan.)

+1

Forward to the phone part…

+1. I hate discussions of style when the real topic is—or ought to be—content.

But did he smile enough?