The only crime here is Sheetrocking topless. You’re gonna be cleaning dust and dirt out of your pores for days! So itchy!!

Everything about the perverse puritanical stranglehold this country is locked in is sad.

The sad thing is that she could let the kids play with guns while wearing a shirt, and it’s perfectly legal as long as nobody gets shot.

Filed to: FREE THE NIPPLE

Tits are more offensive than guns.  Fuck this country.

Username appropriateness: Appropriate.

Fuck this shit. I’m done with the internets for the day. 

If you think the intent was to laugh at festival-goers rather than gawp at boobs and ass, I’ve got a bridge to sell you...

...you can do that without blatant objectification.

Sorry you’re not capable of caring about more than one thing at a time. :(

Have you forgot what was REALLY creepy about the Dole as? His other pitch job was Viagra...

Collin Peterson of MN is a Blue Dog Dem. Tell me more about how it’s so important to keep backing these shitty anti choice Dems for that all important majority in the chamber.

Fuck every asshole that tells me I have to sacrifice my uterus for the greater good of your personal slice of “heaven” in a red state. For the…

Over-under on how many of these fine statesmen (or, more often, their wives) have smuggled a daughter into the clinic under cover of darkness? I’m going with 8000%. 

$4,500 debt?  I wish. 

Or grab your favorite screwdriver and remove it, nearly all elements are user replaceable and typically quite easy.

Or grab your favorite screwdriver and remove it, nearly all elements are user replaceable and typically quite easy.

I came here just to say that I do not believe that she speaks all the languages she says she does. Look for footage of Melanie having a conversation in French or Italian, even when she is in countries where those languages are spoken, and she never gets past hello. It is just another lie that no one has time to…

But remember, this is a woman who speaks five languages.

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It’s beautiful.

Well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.