Ordering lunch for a bunch of lazy, indecisive coworkers? Send out a survey via Google Forms! It will slap their answers into a spreadsheet—including the “just get me a big salad” write-in vote.

It’s hard to read this and keep up with the liveblog but I approve this message.

Double stars for the headline. I had to read it twice (and that’s good).

Whole Foods has nice green rubber bands. If a hinge breaks, use that.

I’ve been a little distracted lately and forgot to check on Millihelen, now this. I’m sorry! I’m sorry I didn’t check in every day or two like I used to! I didn’t mean it! Please! Don’t do this!

Noooo!

Most of the time I have to like the guy. Unless I don’t know him. Then I do the deed and get away fast.

Eww. Would never. It’s def only because the beard.

ImwithAshley.

Thank you.

Straw man.

If a brand wants to drop him and then lie about, I really do fault them.

Just don’t forget to triple-condom it, Charlie!

I love what you wrote. Thanks.

Report it. Seriously. If a supervisor had overheard his ass would be so EAP.

My problem with it is the model’s very youthful looks suggest male-gazing in the direction of under-agers. Which is eww.

They might have nice babies. But in, like, 15 years, amirite?

Oh, I haven’t heard that before but my experience with menopause totally bears out what you’re saying. I had chill periods, really just no big deal. After I gave up caffeine I didn’t have ugly PMS mood swings either. I was having some flashes but when I underwent a year of interferon treatment, it knocked me right…

I’ve known a creepy guy who continues to have his eyeballs all over me ever since I joined my small church, which I love like family. He kept suggesting projects that would put us together, alone in the building. Finally he called me for “advice about his marriage.” In no uncertain terms I told him how inappropriate…

I majored in half-night stands, now have a master’s. ;)