This.

JGL is a natural dancer. Looove it.

I would watch almost anything set to that song.

Normally I’m pretty chill. After my 12-hour day as an adjunct, I stopped by my second job to update their website, because one of my two new bosses had said that it was an ASAP kind of thing. As I go for the key to the a-v room, I notice a light waaaay in front. Deciding to let whoever know there’s another person in…

That “flight from police is consciousness of guilt” didn’t work with O.J., now, did it?

Somebody’s still trying to drag Ulta’s image out of the drugstore brands niche. Sorry, not buyin’ it.

This.

Kelly’s orange turtle-necked dress with fanny pack KILLS.

…except with nails like those, you can’t operate any type of electronic device.

The Bluetooth battery bar hasn’t been accurate. My OS says the keyboard battery is at 93%, but the widget says in the 50s. Gonna check it out…

Find the line with the left position and increase it from 20px to, say, 1000px (for my iMac that was perfect). I played with that value until it landed in the right place.

I did this! So happy! Thank you!

The dirty car was a red flag for lack of dignity and self-respect. It turned out he didn’t care about his house—which he’d paid off years early—or his own health, either.

If I weren’t so delighted to go on first dates I wouldn’t miss the red flags. One guy showed up drunk. I went out with him. (“Relationship” length: 1 year) Another talked about himself mostly. (9 years) Another took me to dinner in a dirty car. (1 year) God I’m stupid.

Manly men in skirts. Heart be still.

Their pomade is also wonderful stuff—though using it has added 5 mins to the morning makeup routine, which i can ill afford, so I have to drive faster now.

Anastasia Brow Gel Pomade + Anastasia Brow Brush with Spoolie. Get the size of brush you hear them recommend on the Anastasia how-to video, not the one the Sephora salesperson recommends. (Also, Sephora thought I needed a warm brown but my hair is getting ashy and darker as I age so I got the Granite, which looks…

Excuse me while I rant quietly in a corner about the longline shirt’s horrid fit, as evidenced by where the darts hit the model’s breast line.

Thanks for explaining. Since my lipstick always wears off pretty fast, I’ll try it at home first, in case I get ring around the mouth.

Um, about the lip liner purchase. I have kind of mauve-y lips. I like bright red and bright rose lipsticks. What am I supposed to be matching: natural lip color or lipstick color? If buying cheap-0 lip liner can I ever match the Marc Jacobs and NARS lipstick color?