mutantkinjaturtle
mutantkinjaturtle
mutantkinjaturtle

It was an honest mistake... she meant to call them thugs.

"nearly"? That was a breakdown! You need him to twitch on the ground, gibbering in tongues before you call it a breakdown? What kind of monster are you Barry?

That's why this toy was/is so popular. Gambling.

If it ain't broke..

This is not quite the same, but I'm under 5ft tall, and some men assume this gives them permission to pat me on the head, and sometims pick me up, or even put me over their shoulder. I used to put up with it when I was younger. I didn't appreciate it, but why cause more trouble?

Its interesting that some people are bringing up the concept of size. I think they meant it in a sense of weight, but I think it can deal with height too. I'm extremely short (barely 4'11'') and guys always comment on how I'm "so cute" and oftentimes at bars, drunk guys think it's okay to pick me up. No thanks, please

Um, where is Queen Janice Ian??

I didn't even think that black people could come in the kind with boobs!?!?

"I also noticed she was black. I then thought it would be funny to tweet JOKES about that observation"

I also love Sundays. But I don't need to spend $98 on a t-shirt to let people know that. I do this crazy thing where I just say, "I love Sundays!" as many times as I feel it's necessary for people to understand my love of Sundays.

I am kicking myself so hard for not coming up with that idea first. FACT: A triangle has three sides. FACT: The average banana has fewer calories than a Big Mac. I TELL IT LIKE IT IS. Give me $85.

It's creepy more than sad. There are plenty of attractive younger men, over the age of consent, who could have validated her looks. That's not why an older person selects a teenager to prey upon.

Baltimore Ravens: "The 15 year-old boy deeply regrets the role he played during the incidents."

Sid could be the most feared character, but how could he possibly be more hated than this guy? Sid was a kid who destroyed his toys (that he didn't know were sentient). This guy was evil and stole a little boy's toy/family heirloom! Way more hateworthy.

Alternate theory then: He's a garbage man to make sure that all the toys that are thrown away meet their doom.

What, did he find out while they were at a Six Flags?

This is Bud Rudd his slightly older brother.

I think the worst I've ever seen was Vampire Weekend. I was all excited to show my then girlfriend this band that I enjoyed and then even I admit that they sounded goddamn awful. Then she broke up with me.

It's cool if you're vehemently pro- or anti-spanking/beating/whooping, but some of us (especially those who aren't parents yet) are still up in the air about it.

The craziest thing to me in the aftermath of these killings is how accepting most people are of the militarization of the police. I fully expect that when video footage is found (dashcam or otherwise), Mike Brown will have done nothing that could warrant a reaction with fatal force, but people will still look and